He has a jheri curl

Contrary to popular belief, this angel is not wearing a Davey Crockett hat.

Moonshinin'

Felony x 2: taking your contraband over state lines–Now in one easy step!

Jazz Choir

I sang it almost as good as Natalie Cole.

Robots, pts. un et deux

The robots are coming! Hide Grandma's medicine and call Old Glory now!

Swimmin'

Math Grad Student, keep better track of yo' hallucinogenic druds!

One fish, two fish...

red bitch, blue bitch.

Turtleneck

Muffy, Bif, come with me to the club. My houseboy has helped me to acquire some roids. See you on the badminton court!

Angry Dude

Stay out of his way or he'll cane your ass in front of the entire senate.

Fetus Leg

Recycling?

TrainCRASh

Sleeping is dangerous!

Texas Oil Man

The resource that runs the world actually comes from this technicolor ape.

Patricia Nixon

Nightmares, meet Pat. Pat, nightmares.

You're welcome.

Zipper

RIP Henry Hyde: In heaven there are no pit stains.

In Your Face

My fierce wonky eye says, Keep my name out yo' mouf!

Trippin' part deux

Math Grad Student: Acid is like fractals!

The Sartorialist...

...disappeared, leaving only his camera and pashmina.

Wait to be seated

Restaurant or doctor's office--you decide.

Runner

Russian lesbians hate the treadmill.

Deliverance

The Nebraska State Fair: If you can put it on a stick, it's food.

Public Transportation

I can't drive because I have a condition known as 'Little Hand.'